as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery
today in class my teacher asked us all what our favorite channels were and everyone said “mtv” or “comedy central” but i was the only one who was mature enough to say “fox news”. i hate this generation so much
Tumblr be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!