Straight White Boy Problem #502

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*at lunch* dude i cant wait to eat my pumpkin bread *girl walks in late to lunch with pumpkin spice latte and sits at the table behind me* why did this girl bring a pumpkin spice latte to lunch *eats pumpkin bread that my mom made for me for my lunch* i mean like pumpkin spice isn’t even that great *takes another bite out of pumpkin bread* dude you cannot have ANY of this pumpkin bread. It’s. Homemade. I cannot wait for halloween

humansofnewyork:

"An hour ago we put wishes inside of balloons, and released them into the sky.""What was your wish?""To stand up."
(Jerusalem)
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