If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

thatsmoderatelyraven:

today in class my teacher asked us all what our favorite channels were and everyone said “mtv” or “comedy central” but i was the only one who was mature enough to say “fox news”. i hate this generation so much

foreveralone-lyguy:

what the fuck

emoij:

Tumblr be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!

Overjoyed (Rainstorm)
Bastille
dehydrated hoe:  you look like a dweeb caring around that water bottle all day lol
me:  yeah bitch well you look like a crunch bar and I bet ya pee is yellow
horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement
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