If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?


as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery


today in class my teacher asked us all what our favorite channels were and everyone said “mtv” or “comedy central” but i was the only one who was mature enough to say “fox news”. i hate this generation so much


what the fuck


Tumblr be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!

Overjoyed (Rainstorm)
dehydrated hoe:  you look like a dweeb caring around that water bottle all day lol
me:  yeah bitch well you look like a crunch bar and I bet ya pee is yellow


McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement